Office Porn

My friend Brad and I were strolling around Soho 3 years ago and we decided to go into the "Toys in Babeland" adult bookstore. Its a "classy" vibrator, dildo shop with a few locations around the city. Brad bought an erotic stories CD that he wanted to play for his new girlfriend while he had sex with her. When we got back to my apartment I loaded it into iTunes and dumped it onto his iPod. The tracks also eventually landed on my iPod the next time I did an automatic update. I'm not going to play innocent and pretend I didn't know they were on there. I did. I even listened to a few of the stories; they were your basic penthouse forum letters read by girls with sexy raspy voices. Dirty but not filthy.

Fast forward to 3 hours ago. I started a new job in a small office filled with 15 women. We have a nice little stereo and everyday somebody takes a turn and plugs in their iPod and hits shuffle. Today they asked me to plug in my iPod. (Gee I wonder what happened?) Of course after I go out for lunch... one of the stories starts playing. It was about this girl getting screwed on the side of the road by a tow truck driver (very realistic, there are a lot of hot tow truck drivers out there). Not only am I the only guy in the office - I'm now known as a total perv. Great.